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Placenta Donors Wanted For Tom Cruise
Seeing that Tom Cruise is into eating baby shit, we can start promoting GFY.com as good guys by starting a 'placenta-bank' to satisfy Tom's kinky ways.
How about it guys. I've had my last child 2 years ago, so I can't help out. If we get enough, why we could send them unrefridgerated and they would be nice and rank by the time he got them.
I can imagine Tom smiling with delight (afterbirth heaven) because we could supply them in a dumpster full to the brim and leave them outside the Scientologists Headquarters. I reckon a dumpster would keep Tom and the rest snacking for weeks.
Lyn from Oz
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