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I'm just curious how the war in Iraq is protecting us. Have any Iraqi terrorists even tried to enter the USA?
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Originally Posted by SirMoby
Did Sadaam have any ties with terrorists that threatened the USA?
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What was the exact threat that Iraq posed to the USA?
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Well.... Damn.. that was imminent. Iraq had loads and loads of nuclear arms. The country was known for this in certain circles. Anyways, Abdul's son (who was quite intelligent BTW and always wore glasses) created a special "WMD carrier" which would fly way up into the sky and land right in the middle of the US.
Why he chose to make vicious threats to blow the shit out of the US with his "WMD carrier" nobody really knows except the President of the US - and it's still a secret.
Anyways, the President of the US got to hear about Abdul thru his superior intelligence services and decided to kill a lot of Iraqi's because they must have been friends of Abdul.
The world - and the US is now safe and all people like Abdul are very frightened of the US and now have freedom and democracy.
End of history lesson.