Voodoo

You're not worth the effort...

So, here's an auto-generated flame:
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.


Enjoy.

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