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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
35. What are all the creative and endless ways to use the word 'douch"?
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You mean douche?
Well, here's the thing about that word, the definition is something nasty. In fact, I can't think of many more disgusting things, so to use it in a deragatory sense just makes a lot of sense, like, "you're a real douche."
Additionally, when you put a little emphasis on it, it just sounds like a powerful insult. Say it like this, "Douche!" with a heavy emphasis on the D. Nice, huh?
So my roommate and I have this saying when we've had a bad day. I'll know when he's had a bad day and vice versa when one of us walks in the door and the first words are, "Everyone's a douche."
Had a bad day or nothing's going right = Everyone is a douche.
Saying that just makes you feel better.
And then there are times when he's talking to me and I'm laying the sarcasm on thick or just being short with him. Instead of calling me a douche or some other deragatory term he'll say, "Been drinking douche again?"
You know, you are what you drink or there's simply a lot of douchey attitude coming out of your mouth or something.
Someone is copping attitude = "Been drinking douche again?"
And kind of like the term fuck has multiple uses, so does douche.
You can say it in jest - "You douche, hahahahaha..."
In anger - "You fuckin' douchebag!"
In disgust - "Douche!"
As an insult - "You're a real douche, you know that?"
To signify stupidity - "Way to go, you douche"
The list goes on from there, but I'll let you figure out new and creative ways to use the term.
I'm gonna go get on the freeway and sit in some traffic, which is really my favorite place to use the term. As we all know, there are a lot of douchebags on the LA freeways.