Sonkran in Thailand... is a water war. Today we went after kids, elderly and cripples because we thought they would be easy targets. But the joke was on us as they were also ready to engage in water warfare and more times than not, shot us first.
This guy today with arms that were twisted backwards was shooting from behind his back with a serious high powered water gun. He shot me in the face with it and blew off my glasses... I shot him back in the face and then in the cock. Good times.