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So,

I was talking to my friend who is in the Navy today and he shared this story with me that I thought all of you would get a kick out of.

He was telling me that he was speaking to his company yesterday and he went up to a midshipmen to enquire why he had this "I just found out my girlfriend is fucking my best friend look."

The guy replied, well Sir...

I just went thru something that is quite damaging and I cant get it out of my head.

Naturally he asked him to explain...

Well Sir...I was at my host family's host yesterday for dinner and my host father was chopping onions for dinner when he accidentally sliced his entire pinky off to the bone...then the finger
rolled off the counter onto the ground as blood was rushing out from his cut off finger...then...

The dog then decided to eat the finger which had just fallen onto
the ground.

I hope this story has done for you what it did for me.

Im never buying a dog nor cooking.

-K

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