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(Sigh) Why do people still try to perpetuate this "Eh" thing? I have lived in Canada my entire life and honestly have yet to meet a Canadian that talks like that. Seriously guys, the shit went out of popularity as soon as "Strange Brew" hit the fucking video stores.
Now what Americans need to realise is that since we up here in the frozen North finally have indoor plumbing in our igloos, we have no reason to go outside to take a shit anymore, and now that Honda has graciously provided us with portable generators, we almost ALL have electricity now! The fact that nearly everyone in Western Canada is sharing the same internet connection makes for slow surfing sometimes, but it makes staying at home to keep warm that much more profitable for the Adult webmasters. I mean shit man, I'm afraid to go outside since the recent outbreak in the snow snake population! Those little fuckers are DANGEROUS! I for one will NOT go out and get a skidoo like the other Inuit (Eskimo is not the right term) either, because my dogsled is way more fun! Besides, when you get stranded out in the wild frozen tundra of somewhere like downtown Vancouver, you can't eat a skidoo to survive...
True story: Some friends of mine went to LA on vacation (Why, I don't know) and when they got off the plane at LAX some Hari-Krishna type stopped them and asked where they were from. They told them they were from Canada. The guy says "Canada, where's that?" And when he was told "It's above the United States.", The fucker looked UP.
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