Originally Posted by JMan

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
hahaha.

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.