Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

It's gotta be fake, but still, pretty fucking hilarious.

"Hi everyone. I'm extremely sorry that this email was so late. Because of a consentual video between me and my boyfriend, as well as the fact that I had a website previously when I was 16, I've been seeing the police a lot more often than I'd like. My computers were taken away, and the website had to be taken down immediately so I was unable to give you guys proper notice. I apologize for any time or money that was wasted because of the shut down and wish it could be different. I won't have regular computer access for about a month but if you have any questons feel free to email me at [email protected]. I hope the mishandling and bad timing of the website coming down doesn't prevent you from promoting me in the future, because I do absolutely intend to get back to slutting it up online when I'm able Ashleigh PS "This wouldn't happen if you went to university and became a lawyer" -Ashleigh's mom"

Pretty funny.