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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
woman pay for me cuss they want my manrod. who can resist an iguana that flies? 
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What a sweet little world you live in, I must come and visit you for my holdays. What is your address in DREAMLAND?
Girls like to be made to laugh.
Think they have something interesting to say when they do not. If they do avoid them.
Want to think you will fight the bar for their attentions, but only if she asks.
They will pay if you make them think you respect them enough to let them pay for one round in five.
You are more interested in what is between her ears than between her legs, but you fancy her like mad.
Tell them you are crazy about them but respect her far too much to sleep with her on the first, second, third date. She will be swallowing you in the car park
Easy game, now for something more difficult like. Who will win the European Cup?