Please tell me you are kidding. I think the pain pills you got for you knee are messing with your head
MVP doesn't mean who is the biggest ball hog or who has the best individual talent. I will give you that, Kobe is one of the most talented basketball players to have ever played but he sucks when it comes to teamwork.
You can't ignore Lebron ... he truly is awesome and makes his whole team better. He just lead them to the Playoffs and the third best record in the East.