Stop the blonde insanity!
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for aSeven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. So he gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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