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Wal-Mart negotiates truce with Iran over uranium enrichment
Tehran - Iranian leaders have agreed to cease all uranium enrichment in return for 3 Wal-Mart supercenters to be built in Tehran.
Said one Mullah "The thought of being a nuclear power was nice, but we love all of this cheap stuff from China. I can buy T-shirts now for $1.50. Allah will be pleased"
In other news, President Bush and the republican led congress have agreed to lower the federal minimum wage by $2 an hour retroactively to the year 2000. All minimum wage employees who were overpaid during this time will have thier wages garnished until full restitution has been made to their employer.
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