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This just in. Wal-Mart scientists break the genetic code
Their first order of business will be to start cloning Gabe, the 70 year old greeter who hands out shopping carts.
Rumors have been heard that Wal-Mart's CEO, infuriated over employee's demands for minimum wage and bathroom breaks has threatened to clone the entire workforce.
"Employees? We don't need no stinking employees"
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