sonofsam

i was eating wings and enjoying a couple beers with a few friends watching the game... when this bar magician comes up to our table...

first trick he did, was grab my friends sleeve... and was like hey dude, you got a hole in your shirt... put his thumb right threw it... and took it back out.... crazy!

second trick he did was really crazy..... had a crushed beer can in his hand...

he was like, "you see how this is crushed?"

then he shook it and kept shaking it till it expanded and it had no dents in it anymore...

then he was like.. you see how the can is open right? and holds it upside down... shakes it, and the can is sealed again...

and if that wasn't enough... he cracks the beer, and pours me a beer... and then gives me the can and tells me to rip it open... so we did... and there was nothing inside...


i would kill to know how to do that trick.... that guy must get so much pussy.... just walks up to milfs and starts doing magic... damn...



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