For the same reason we've always had lego porn, pokey and gumby porn, disney porn - should I keep going? Oh yeah - furniture porn, rope porn - etc. BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE MONEY off humoring the little brains that surf the internet at 3 am - and to those of you that were young when Smurfs were on tv - what the fuck made them so popular? I grew up in an age when rabbits and roadrunners were on at the movie house on Saturday morning that we had to pay 6 pepsi bottle caps to get in to see (very few people had a TV back then) and at least they could get blown up with dynamite and come back to the chase 5 seconds later - those little blue tranny midget fuckers look like they would melt to a blob and never be heard from again (hmmmmm kinda reminds me of the little wimpy blue faced sig whores around here)
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