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You gave it your best shot, but things don't always turn out how you expected. This is because you either:
1. Fell for our April Foolhahaha8217;s joke, in which case ha ha, wasn't that amusing and harmless and mostly in good taste and not all psychologically damaging under various and sundry aspects of contemporary tort law, please don't sue us; or