I've been reading John Hargrave's pranks sporadically on Zug.com for years, but it was just today I came across this article.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/
As a prank (or maybe not) John ordered a 60-day supply of MagnaRX pills and documented his progress.* I've always been extremely skeptical of pills that claim to increase penis size, but this has me half-convinced.
While John is prone to poetic license (I think) such as:
Quote:
At any rate, I tried to use my Craftsman tape measure, because I thought some of its testosterone would rub off on me. Unfortunately, I lost my grip on it and the tape measure snapped shut, seizing a patch of sensitive skin in its iron jaws.
After I finished screaming, I finally ended up using an ordinary ruler, and here are my measurements:
Length: 5.875 inches
Width: 4.125 inches
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I'm not inclined to believe he would deliberately falsify the results of his "study".
So anyway, after thoroughly reading his article, I performed a few calculations.
He gained 1/8 inch in length and 1/2 inch in circumference. That doesn't sound like a big deal, right? ...
But I calculated the percent increase as well.
From 5.875" to 6" =.125 inches for a length increase of 2.13%
From 4.125 to 5.25" in CIRCUMFERENCE for a 27.3% increase in girth (and in diameter)
The total VOLUME of John's penis (assuming a perfect cylinder, which it isn't I hope) went from 7.96 cubic inches to 13.16 cubic inches ...
A total increase of 5.2 cubic inches, or 65.43%...
Unless I screwed up the math somewhere. Results were not what the pill sponsor claimed but still remarkable.
*John also followed the penis-stretching regimen included with the pills for 5 minutes per day.