Not having a good day.
My fucking 400 dollar dvd recorder crapped out 2 days after the labor warranty expired. Fuck you in the ass Best Buy with a chainsaw. Fuck you gook bastards from Sony too.
Broke my favorite pair of sandals. Fuck you Teva AND your 85 dollar sandals that lasted a month.
Fuck the whore that almost took my fucking bumper off while RUSHING past me so she could get into the fucking Pet Smart parking lot. You gash, I hope you get uterine cancer and die.
Finally, fuck the asshole who was supposed to come out and install my directway dish, but just rescheduled for Monday. I cleared my whole day you god damned polesmoker. Eat a cock.
Fuck you all you fucking fucks.