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Old 09-29-2002, 10:40 AM  
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Originally posted by dodoboy86
Why wont someone just tell me what to do? So i have to go through over 500,000 posts... man...
GO LEARN FOR YOURSELF OR GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Ok, here's the deal, toyboy....
You pay me my standard consultant rate of $150.00 an hour, and I will teach you everything that I have learned over the past 5 years. You must pay in advance.

5 years @ $150.00/hr = $6,570,000.00

And because I think you have alot of potential, I will give you a special discount of 10%. Which brings your grand total down to:
$5,913,000.00.

I take Visa, Master Card, American Express, and Online Checks... Which do you prefer?
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