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nice FAKE interview the fan dreamed up
Do you orgasm during scenes?
I worked for VIVID, of course not! J/K. Because it was girl girl I didhahaha8230; A LOT! Girls can get the job done fast lol!
What do you think about the whole Jenna Jameson-Scientology thing?
Wowhahaha8230; thathahaha8217;s sorta a touchy subject. Let me try to answer in the most diplomatic way possible. Let me start off by saying I respect anyones religious beliefs. But when those beliefs change a person for the worse thathahaha8217;s when it bothers me. Jenna is very preachy now and passes out Dianetics to anyone that she gets to know at least fairly well. Jay her husband does not support her scientology affiliation and I know its causing a lot of problems between them. Hopefully shehahaha8217;ll straighten out and get back to being the girl I love.
Does it bother you to know that if Sandra Bullockhahaha8217;s home burnt down, youhahaha8217;d be considered the prime suspect?
LOL!!! I would never burn her house down. I can get far more done with a really sharp knife!
So whathahaha8217;s with the Negro-love after all these years?
Honestly, money. I like black men and have had several in my personal life but Ihahaha8217;m from a different era and in that era it was considered a HUGE step down to sleep with a colored man. It took a lot of reassessing to make the decision.
Why do you live in Butt Fuck, Oregon?
Ihahaha8217;m a simple gal and I like the simple life. Also because of my career choice I'm more comfortable with my son attending school here because people are a little more tolerant. Instead of him hearing "your mom is a whore" from A LOT of yuppie brats hehahaha8217;ll now only hear it from a FEW toothless yokels lol!
Do you think the quality of girls has gone down since you entered the business?
YES! This is a real sore spot for me. It might sound goofy but there DID seem to be a hint of glamour in the biz when I first started. Now a lot of girls are barely of age and not very sexy. A few years ago I saw this one girl who looked like a pterodactyl and I just wanted to scream in horror. I can't remember her name... Gen somethingoranother.
Do you regret all the tattoos?
There are timeshahaha8230; usually when people complain about them on boards like the one this interview will be on. Its the only time I hear complaints. Its not like anyone ever comes up to me and says "wow you really look like shit". Some of its insecurity on my part too, ironic considering that insecurity was part of the reason I got them in the first place.
Would you ever consider doing a Donkey Punch movie?
Does it pay more than fhahaha8217;ing the coloreds?
Would you ever consider dating Luke Ford?
Who?
Do you think ithahaha8217;s creepy that Ihahaha8217;ve been trying like crazy to strike up a friendship with you over the internet?
Yes. Yes I do.
Stay tuned people, I've got a call into Lucifer and I'll be chattin' it up with Savannah sometime next week!
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