Yes, I do need that hard drive to sit on the couch, don't worry about why.
Yes, the network cable running across the floor is important, stop unplugging it to vacuum.
No, the tape on the light switch was not to hold the switch up, it's to keep power live to the top outlet in the receptacles around the room (that half my shit is plugged into).
I am about to cut someone...
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And yes, I realize this can apply to Men as well, today just happens to center around the opposite gender.