Greg B

"Godzilla Final Wars"

I don't know if anyone has seen this but I snagged it up today just to watch a DVD.

This is the ultimate Godzilla movie. It has EVERYTHING in it. Sure it won't win any cinematic awards but the fun factor is so high you can't deny it.

The only way to describe this movie is to do the 'meets' thingie:


Godzilla meets the Matrix meets Shaolin Soccer meets Enter the Dragon meets G.I. Joe meets Transformers meets Starblazers meets Independence Day meets WWF Smack Down meets X Men meets Star Trek meets Hip Hop meets Death Metal and on and fucking on and on and add ON CRACK to that!

It just didn't fucking stop! They threw every thing AND the kitchen sink at us. Every city gets FUCKED up by the monsters. Basically, mutants with special powers now defend the Earth and aliens want to take over. The aliens release every fucking giant monster and then the kung fu mutant-matrix motorcycle fighting starts. Totally hilarious shit but the movie is filled with lots of favorite actors and actresses from Japan. It's just so outrageous and actually has some really, really funny and kick ass lines! I was so surprised!

They even have a scene where Godzilla beats up the CG Godzilla from that American movie made a few years ago. That shit was fucking funny!

This, for my money is the ultimate popcorn rock em' sock em' monster movie. I wish they had added King Kong to the fight scenes.

If you're a Zilla fan this is a must have.