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Old 04-01-2006, 04:13 PM  
Dagwolf
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Originally Posted by Splum
Sure the big bang theory could be absolutely correct but then... what created the material the big bang started from? Things that make you go hmm.
If matter exists, it must have been created.
Therefore it must have a creator. Right?

BUT if matter has a creator, then a creator exists. (Call it God).
If a creator exists, God must have been created.
Therefore God has a creator.

If God has a creator... let's call it Bob... then Bob exists.
If Bob exists, it must have been created.
Therefore Bob also has a creator. Call that one Shirley.

All hail Shirley, creator of Bob, creator of God, creator of the Universe. And hail whoever created Shirley too....

oh, wait, that's me. Hail me!
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