Ok, so i took my wife to my dinner table and sat her down and said i had something very important to tell her.I told her that a couple days ago, her best friend had came over looking for her but she was at work and one thing led to another and i got a blowjob from her. You should've seen the fire in her eyes as she started shivering with rage..... so i had to say "APRIL FOOLS!!!" before i got my neck sliced in half.... she took the joke better than i thought she wood. she didnt laugh but she said she's glad it a jole or else i would've been dead by now. It was pretty funny to me though...lol
