Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Penalty for living in the Bible Belt. Move to Florida! Of course you'd have to change it to Melissa Southwest, but who cares. That's a technicality. In Florida they ticket you for NOT showing your breasts.

Go to any club in Miami or Ft. Lauderdale any time after 1am and you'll see someone half or fully naked and the cops are taking pictures with their cell cameras.