I don't know where you all are going when you die but I'm going up in a big cloud world, kinda like Lando Calrissian's place in Empire Strikes back. St. Peter will greet me near some pearly gates. We'll have a short talk about what I've done with my life. I'll explain that I've had an obsession with Asian girls and I thought it best to work in porn. He'll say "that's logical" and usher me right in through the gates.
Past the gates I'll meet all my grand parents and anyone else I've loved in my life including my pets. We'll all be a happy group kickin' it on couches made of cloud trimmed in gold. We'll talk about the good old days and about what we're gonna do tomorrow other than kick it on the cloud couches again. My friends Kyle and Brian, who are currently dead, will most likely have their own couch since they'll be smoking a blunt or something...cause, hey, it's heaven for them too.
Anyone that says it's not going to be like that...I don't wanna hear it.
