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V_RocKs · 03-31-2006, 11:36 AM

I ordered High Definition shit through Verizon so everything is on one bill. Wrong move... The guy shows up with standard shit...

I turn him away and call and cancel the order and have a new one made with DirectTV themselves. We talk for 30 minutes about how Verizon fucked up my HD order and how I will get HD tomorrow.

They come and no HD... Standard again... Only this time I let him install it without asking since this is the fix to yesterdays problem...

So I call... They can't send someone out for 4 days... OK... Fucking sucks watching low def on an HDTV, but whatever...

Two guys come with the right box and dish. But the guy who installed the low def fucked something up so they take about 5 hours to fuck with shit. Then I hear a loud bang... They dropped the new dish off the roof and guess what? It is fucked... So now they need to come back on Monday with a new dish because they have no others to give me...

So I get on the phone with them and tell em this is complete bullshit and I know they have a dish somewhere and one of these fuckers needs to go and get it and install it today.

After about 30 minutes of telling the manager he is a tool and this is the shitiest service I have ever received without vasaline, he gives me the HD-DVR for free and gets the other dish installed...

So I can't be all sour grapes since their fuck up saved me $499...

Weird how the world works ehh?

I guess this means I made $998 an hour today...

03-31-2006, 11:36 AM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	DirectTV is a bunch of retarded tools... I ordered High Definition shit through Verizon so everything is on one bill. Wrong move... The guy shows up with standard shit... I turn him away and call and cancel the order and have a new one made with DirectTV themselves. We talk for 30 minutes about how Verizon fucked up my HD order and how I will get HD tomorrow. They come and no HD... Standard again... Only this time I let him install it without asking since this is the fix to yesterdays problem... So I call... They can't send someone out for 4 days... OK... Fucking sucks watching low def on an HDTV, but whatever... Two guys come with the right box and dish. But the guy who installed the low def fucked something up so they take about 5 hours to fuck with shit. Then I hear a loud bang... They dropped the new dish off the roof and guess what? It is fucked... So now they need to come back on Monday with a new dish because they have no others to give me... So I get on the phone with them and tell em this is complete bullshit and I know they have a dish somewhere and one of these fuckers needs to go and get it and install it today. After about 30 minutes of telling the manager he is a tool and this is the shitiest service I have ever received without vasaline, he gives me the HD-DVR for free and gets the other dish installed... So I can't be all sour grapes since their fuck up saved me $499... Weird how the world works ehh? I guess this means I made $998 an hour today...