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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord
Fornication is a SIN, even worse than murder.
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Thats good. There have been some people I want to kill, good to know that Gods OK with that.
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord
Homosexuality (AKA Sodomy) is an abomination against God himself.
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Yeah, but it converts so well. Even god can understand that, cant he? Its not really as bad as you say. God dosent like ass fucking and cock sucking and turns the other way, but ist not really so high on the list, right?
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord
You must stop treating the vagina as a pleasure "machine". God intended it for the purpose of making babies.
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Yeah, the mexicans figured this out. Good job. Now they are making more babies than we know what to do with.
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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ The Lord
Stop perverting the minds of our youth with your filthy pronography.
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Nah, we leave that to the public schools and the Church. Oh, and of course, Republicans.