KingK7

So I went out on the balcony today, coke in one hand, cigs in the other, then gently pushed the sliding glass doors. Next thing I know I am locked out, without my phone, and the sun if frying me.

My girlfriend and baby at her parents, so I had nobody to let me in. Then I spent 20 minutes trying to get in the same door, to no avail. Fucking spanish retards building this, I would like someone shot.

Then I sit in the sun, and figure it was a bad idea to drink those 4 cokes before I went out ( coke-aholic ). Wondering if I was gonna piss in the ashtray.

As I am about to pass out, I finally decide to check the other sliding glass door, and it turns out to be OPEN.

Now I know how those people in "Alive" felt. Well, at least I got a nice tan out of the whole ordeal. And I got to yell at my girlfriend why she did not come home sooner. It's pretty much HER fault as I figure it now.