Originally Posted by sonofsam

speaking of which... i played a mean trick on my gf a long time ago

i had her believing that a mutual girl - friend of ours was nicknamed rulergirl

because all of the guys we're friends with measure our dicks with "ruler girl" to

see who has the bragging rights

she wasn't too happy

Originally Posted by Unknown

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?