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I had a dream....
last night. My belly button was A... Phillips-head screw. And I'm working on screwing it. When I get it unscrewed... My penis falls off. You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around looking for the guy who used to work on my lincoln when I drove Lincolns so he could put it back on. And... I'm holding it up and this bird swoops down. And grabs it in its beak and flies off with it.
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