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if you show it - someone will rob it.
I like sutble security;
graage has transulaent glass on it for light only
bullet proof glass on all the windows.
reenforced doors with shatterproof glass that cant be kicked in but don't look it.
massive alarm system with armed guard service that shows up in under 10 mins
video security
motion detector lights around the yard - some time delayed so lights go on in the house - and one to a red turning light on a time delay so it looks like cops are comming.
fog machine with voice command that says "30 seconds till poison gas release" then fogs the room. (note the video security - it's mostly to film this)
several tazors and handcuffs in case they DO get in so you can have fun with them in the basement
and if all else fails one adreline rushed Jman with a shotgun with salt shells protecting Skufty who'll be hiding under the bed.
but if you look at the house from the street it looks like EVERY other house on the street
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Now read without the word dog.
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