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AaronM · 03-24-2006, 12:33 PM

His name is Boris. He's Russian and looks a lot like Lurch from The Adams Family....only taller. He keeps bumping his head into my crystal chandeliers.

He came as a package deal with a midget sidekick named Beaner. The midget has buck teeth and a flat head. He will be popular with the beer drinkers at my next party.

03-24-2006, 12:33 PM
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,922	I hired a new Butler today. His name is Boris. He's Russian and looks a lot like Lurch from The Adams Family....only taller. He keeps bumping his head into my crystal chandeliers. He came as a package deal with a midget sidekick named Beaner. The midget has buck teeth and a flat head. He will be popular with the beer drinkers at my next party.