Reviewing the potential awards and my choice of outfit .....
Best Cleavage - Need we say more?
ONLY if hairy cleavage catches the judges eyes.
Biggest Pimp - Best Pimp Outfit and matching attitude.
I think I could qualify for this in general daily life.
The "Skin" Award - Most "legally" revealing.
Many would argue what I do around the world has to be illegal somewhere.
Sexiest Girl - Personality goes a long way...
Mayor said he would vote for me here. Enough said.
Sexiest Guy - Unfortunately Cory and I can not be considered.
Now I AM a confident guy, but standing next to studs like Cory, Poppy and co..... I think only if charisma, stupidity and lack of a care factor are considered sexy by the judges. That and the inate and ever-present fear that I might nail their cat to their front door and otherwise stalk them if they don't give me something.
Branding Award - Who is the most obvious program whore?
With my new Affiliate Manager role at
LionDollars I intend to make an IMPACT. Capitals for prominence even from someone who can usually make himself known no problem. Be afraid Corey, be very afraid ;-)
Bling Award - Who wore the most bling or made the best entrance?
The only bling I can wear that fits my neck (if it can actually be considered a neck) is chains from large driveway gates. Scratch me for this one.
Most Uncharacteristic - Who shocked us most with their outfit?
I do believe I am NO chance, as I said above. NO-ONE could possibluy be any further shocked by things that I do. Surprised maybe, shocked, no way.
Worst Dressed - Nominees are already being taken for this one!
Winning this one could actually mean you also win one of the others. Think about it....
Now after all of that HUGE props for
Wegcash and
Paycom for bringing us such a cool event !!!
See you all there !!!
If not, undoubtedly I am guessing there WIL be pics later.
He he
;-)