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Originally Posted by shap
Shap's Business Lesson of the Day...
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......She said "The bastard used coins"
Business lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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Have to say that I am a fan of your threads... either they are full of hotties or hot tips and sometimes both...
Going to add one that I learned from some folks from the "old country".
Two guys decide to open a business together and on their first day going to the new office they pass an apple cart. The one partner reaches out and grabs an apple and keeps walking. The other partner stops and asks "aren't you going to pay for it?" The other answers, "he has tons and he charges too much for them; i deserve a discount."
The partner looks at him briefly.
"I can't go to work today. In fact I can't go any day."
"Why is that?"
"Well if you are willing to steal an apple from him then what are you going to steal from me?"
If you are ok with people being dishonest to others then don't be surprised when you are on the wrong end of the deal with them too. Seems obvious... but I see more people burned in that way than any other.