Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Could be worse. Someone I knew from high school got on an elevator that's packed. The elevator has 24 floors to cover. He got in on the ground floor, FARTED (silent but deadly variety), and got off the second floor.

I was one of the people in the elevator and had to get off (involuntarily) on the 4th floor because the gas was giving me Carlos Castanedaesque hallucinations.