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I was in a local variety store buyin' a few things and while standin' at the counter, I picked out a few pepperette sticks from a plastic container they had on the counter next to the cash register.
The goth(ish) chick behind the counter rings up the items and I pay for the stuff. She pulls out a small paper bag from under the counter and starts putting the items inside for me.
She gets everything in the bag except the pepperettes, and then says to me, "Sorry, but can you put those in the bag, please? I'm a vegetarian and its against my beliefs to touch meat."
It took me a few seconds for the ridiculous statement to register on me, but then I quickly said, "I guess there's little chance of you ever getting preggers then, huh?"
Clueless, she gave me this rather puzzled look and merely shrugged her shoulders. I stashed the pepperettes in the bag myself and walked out of the store still laughing.
True story...
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