*the Geography Of Women*
*GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN*
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India; very hot,
relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very
wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. A mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
*GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
*Between 1 and 80, a man is like America - ruled by a
dick.
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