i have 2 funny jokes about bush:
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to the NASA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
MI-6 cabled the White House:
-Tell the President he is holding the letter upside down!
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A man walks into a bar. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,"What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot ser ves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"The man replies, "Er,50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,"So.... Ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
