Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Juicy is so short that's he's never ridden a rollercoaster in his life. Poor little fella. I heard he was a stunt double for the Mayor of Munchkinville in the Arab remake of The Wizard of Oz. Where he's from it's called, "Death to the Infidels with red slippers. Whore!"

He's so short that his knees are covered by his converse high-tops. He doesn't step in dog shit...he runs into it.