Good points, but to be fair, write an essay about the advantages/perks of being famous.
You ignored a lot of good things, like when you walk into that club and people are staring, a good percentage of them will be girls who wanna bang you.
Not to mention you probably arrived to that club in a limo that picked you up at your mansion, and when you walked up to the door they let you cut in line.
cmon now.
