Originally Posted by sonofsam

Let me tell you how it would play out, alphonso

alphonso - Hi
Her - Hi
alphonso - You probably tired of drunk idiots and there friend following you around, I want to find out what you are like ?

her: ummmm okay?

you: so yah.... your hair sure is big... and your shoes... they are.. umm different

her: yah, well you're fucking ugly and your glasses belong back in the 80's, you faggot

you: ........

you: .....so can i have your number?

her = not even standing there anymore


the end.