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Old 03-17-2006, 03:26 PM  
jimthefiend
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Guy and Girl get married. On the wedding night, after they hit the hotel room the blushing bride says to her husband: "Be gentle I'm a virgin".

He immediately gets nervous, not expecting that.

He says to her: "I'll be right back Darling".

He rushes downstairs to the lobby where he telephones his father.

"Dad", he blurts out when his father answers, "I don't know what to do, shes a virgin!!".

His father curses, then replies: "Pack her bags up and take her ass back to her dad's house. If shes not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for ours".



hahah

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