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Originally Posted by jscott
i was wacking off one time, and my mom walked in but my back was to her, so for all i know she didnt REALLY see what was going on, but it was a totally weird situation, i was stuttering words and shit, she was telling me dinner was ready
i was like "oh oh oh k k k, ok , i'll be in, i'll be there in a , in a minute"
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LOL AWWW
dude, i used to masturbate to 'erotic stories' when i was like 12. seriously. the computer was in our formal living room and i would print out stories and take them to my room. i hid them under my mattress. i'm a total pansy and i didn't sleep in my room for a few weeks because i kept having nightmares and i was scared of it. my mom saw the stories in there one morning and confronted me about them, lolol
aaaand she walked in on me reading one on the computer when it finally got moved to my room
aaaand once my cousin knocked on the door (the ps2 was in my room and he wanted a game) and i said HOLD ON, tried to minimize shit as fast as i could, got up and unlocked it and the mouse fell and maximized it somehow. blonde with fake tits getting felt up. woo awesome. man, that was awkward. we never went rollerblading again!
ok, i was an early bloomer, lol