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Old 03-16-2006, 03:28 PM  
moneymotivates
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There was an old man that was going to an old age home and he was willing to try it out cause he didn't want to bother his son.
The first morning he woke up with a hard on.
A nurse came in..sucked him off and walked out when she was done.
The old man picked up the phone, called his son and told him that he loved it there.His son asked him why and the old man told him.
A few minutes later the old man went for a walk down the hall.The old man fell down and some one jumped on him, fucked him in the ass and left him in a pile on the floor.The old man phoned his son and told him get me out of here.
His son asked him why and the old man told him.The son replied,"Well dad you have to take the good in with the bad"
The old man said "You don't understand... I get a hard on once a month and I fall down three or four times a day.
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