During college years I happened to be in a bus with a friend of mine one day. We were standing (not sitting) and there was a man between us. This guy started coming closer to my friend and touching him all the time trying to make it look by accident and due to bus movement. Of course it was very obvious after a while. Funny part? My friend didn't react; neither I (it's not like it was my ass). When we got out of the bus we had a convo something like:
me> that guy was rubbing your ass LOL
him> you think so? I was almost sure, but didn't know what to do
me> ok FAG
