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AndyWoods Is A Crook · 03-16-2006, 05:23 AM

I finally recieved an email from the crook scumbag andy woods, aka mohit behl aka rockstar ventures. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS

Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:43:26 +1100
From: "Customer Support" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: Billing Customer Support

I told you earlier we dont do checks as they are a pain in the ass for
us. We are not based in the US.
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HIS AFFILIATE WEBSITE CLEARLY STATES IT PAYS OUT BY CHECK,EPASSPORTE,PAYPAL, AND WIRE
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In my email dated Feb 05 we offered to open an epassporte account for
you and send you the money instantly. If our intention was to steal
your
money, I would not have offered you that option.
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UHM, IF YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE STATES YOU PAYOUT IN 4 WAYS, WHAT THE FUCK DO I WANT TO OPEN A EPASSPORTE ACCOUNT FOR? FUCK EPASSPORTE. GO PUSH EPASSPORTE ON SOMEONE ELSE!
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Now you say the check is torn. There is not much we can do about this.
If you dont believe its bank of america who sent the check, please go
into any branch and show them the check. Maybe they can help you
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ANDY WOODS AKA MOHIT BEHL AKA ARABSEX.COM EXPECTS ME TO WALK INTO A BANK OF AMERICA WITH A TORN, STAINED CANCELLED CHECK AND ASK THEM FOR HELP? LMFAO. THEY WILL HELP ME ALRIGHT! THE WILL HELP ESCORT ME OUT THE FUCKIN BANK! this douchebag sends me a check, ripped down the center, stained with mcdonolds grease and he thinks a bank will accept this check in that condition that looks like its printed with home software and a lexmark printer. The FUNDS came from the Bank Of America, The check came from his apartment .
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We dont want you as an affiliate anymore. Your sales are not high
enough
to justify the amount of time we have to spend on you. I am not
disabling your account, but please send us no more traffic.
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MY SALES ARENT HIGH ENOUGH? LMFAO. SINCE MY SALES ARENT " HIGH ENOUGH" WHY ISNT HE DISABLING THE AFFILIATE ACCOUNT? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ALL THE RECURRING MEMBERSHIPS AT 29.99 A POP....BUT THEN AGAIN, MY SALES ARENT HIGH ENOUGH

you spend too much time on me? wow!!!

4 emails, 4 words, within a span of 5 months is too much time spent on me? holy shit! excuse me for not being worth anything to you!

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We will pay you what you are owed after that last payment we sent. We
can wire it to you for a $10 fee, or send it via epassporte/paypal for
free. Its your choice.
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YOU WILL PAY ME WHAT IM OWED AFTER THE LAST PAYMENT?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, HAVEING A FUCKED UP CANCELLED CHECK IN YOUR POSSESION CONSTITUTES AS A PAYMENT?
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Also, I realize that we sent you 150 USD by mistake when it should have
been 150 euros equivalent. I am adding $20 to your next payout to make
up for that.
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150 EUROS IS ROUGHLY 180 USD. AND ACCORDING TO THE PEOPLE SENDING ME COMMENTS AND EMAILS, YOU SEEM TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE VERY OFTEN

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If you think we are some kind of scam/fraud - please go ahead and
complain to whoever you feel like (federal department within the united
states crime banking fraud division ???? - no such thing).
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Hey buddy, i dont give a fuck if you live with santa in the north pole! YOUR websites are registered in the united states of america. Your doing business internationally.Their are federal banking laws within the u.s. that you fall under. To accept peoples personal data, ie: name address ss# bank account numbers..need i say more?

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Please simply let me know how you want the rest of the funds.

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THE REST OF THE FUNDS?

YOU HAVE BALLS YOU DIRTY SCUMBAG.
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Regarding the "torn" check - take it up with Bank of America.

Andy

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Do you see how this scumbag operates? He thinks hes immune because he lives in the nederlands.

In all my time promoting for this douchebag from arabsex.com, I emailed him maybe 3 times. And those emails were about custom links.( which he quickly responded - sometimes within 5 minutes!)

Before this check incident, i emailed this crook to ask why i havent recieved payment thus far, he stated " oh we emailed you to see how you want the funds sent" . I NEVER RECIEVED THIS EMAIL.

He was notified to send a check, he stated they rather not do checks, but he will entertain me and send one out, but for future reference, to set up an
epassporte account because thats my only option to recieve funds.
Then he states they can wire to a bank account, so i update and send my banking info for him to send by wire.

Then i recieve a check,

this fuckin check is hillarious.
Some greasy fingered scumbag stuffing it in the envelope , check gets ripped, full of oil that smudged the ink on the check.

I email him and tell him of the situation -Feb.21 2006 ( email # 5 out of a 5 month time span)

He states, give me a day, ill cancel the check, send out a new one.
so i wait...and wait...and wait...and wait....NO RESPONSE.

I make a call to the processing company printed on the check Just for the hell of it( march 01,2006), the gentleman i spoke with says the check hasnt been cancelled, he also states that they are just a processing company and all they can do is email the person who drafted it. So i tell him this whole shit appears to be a scam, and that i might investigate this matter further and see where it leads, he quickly tells me he will cancel the check and will reissue me out another 1 the same day. So i ask myself, how does he have the authority to cancel and reissue a check if all they do is just process the checks?...I wait....

March 14 2006, i call them back, girl on the phone says " sorry sir, that check was cancelled and funds were credited back to the payers account.

SEE HOW THEY FUCK PEOPLE?

So i ask to speak to the head hahahahahaha in charge, I get a "stupidvisor" on the line.

She says " sir, we just process payments, all we can do is send an email.

I tell her to go fuck herself, and that i have the entire convo recorded, as well as the initial convo being recorded. Since they monitor /record calls for " training purposes, i do the same

And i hang up.

Then i get this email ( above) from the crook himself.

1. this guy in my opinion is a real douchebag and a shady person to affiliate with.
Others may say" well he pays me "...sure, he pays people who he feels can fuck him back, but the little fish like me, he fucks over.

Paying someone or sending an email is " too much time to spend on a person" that makes you money?

The check he sent out, cancelled, ripped, full of pig grease constitutes as payment?

shaved payouts are just an innocent mistakes?

what do you think?

03-16-2006, 05:23 AM
AndyWoods Is A Crook Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NyC Posts: 58	update Arabsex.com is a FRAUD The funniest email i ever read I finally recieved an email from the crook scumbag andy woods, aka mohit behl aka rockstar ventures. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:43:26 +1100 From: "Customer Support" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert Subject: Re: Billing Customer Support I told you earlier we dont do checks as they are a pain in the ass for us. We are not based in the US. -------------------------------------------------------------------- HIS AFFILIATE WEBSITE CLEARLY STATES IT PAYS OUT BY CHECK,EPASSPORTE,PAYPAL, AND WIRE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- In my email dated Feb 05 we offered to open an epassporte account for you and send you the money instantly. If our intention was to steal your money, I would not have offered you that option. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- UHM, IF YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE STATES YOU PAYOUT IN 4 WAYS, WHAT THE FUCK DO I WANT TO OPEN A EPASSPORTE ACCOUNT FOR? FUCK EPASSPORTE. GO PUSH EPASSPORTE ON SOMEONE ELSE! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Now you say the check is torn. There is not much we can do about this. If you dont believe its bank of america who sent the check, please go into any branch and show them the check. Maybe they can help you ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ANDY WOODS AKA MOHIT BEHL AKA ARABSEX.COM EXPECTS ME TO WALK INTO A BANK OF AMERICA WITH A TORN, STAINED CANCELLED CHECK AND ASK THEM FOR HELP? LMFAO. THEY WILL HELP ME ALRIGHT! THE WILL HELP ESCORT ME OUT THE FUCKIN BANK! this douchebag sends me a check, ripped down the center, stained with mcdonolds grease and he thinks a bank will accept this check in that condition that looks like its printed with home software and a lexmark printer. The FUNDS came from the Bank Of America, The check came from his apartment . ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We dont want you as an affiliate anymore. Your sales are not high enough to justify the amount of time we have to spend on you. I am not disabling your account, but please send us no more traffic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY SALES ARENT HIGH ENOUGH? LMFAO. SINCE MY SALES ARENT " HIGH ENOUGH" WHY ISNT HE DISABLING THE AFFILIATE ACCOUNT? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ALL THE RECURRING MEMBERSHIPS AT 29.99 A POP....BUT THEN AGAIN, MY SALES ARENT HIGH ENOUGH you spend too much time on me? wow!!! 4 emails, 4 words, within a span of 5 months is too much time spent on me? holy shit! excuse me for not being worth anything to you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- We will pay you what you are owed after that last payment we sent. We can wire it to you for a $10 fee, or send it via epassporte/paypal for free. Its your choice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOU WILL PAY ME WHAT IM OWED AFTER THE LAST PAYMENT? LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, HAVEING A FUCKED UP CANCELLED CHECK IN YOUR POSSESION CONSTITUTES AS A PAYMENT? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also, I realize that we sent you 150 USD by mistake when it should have been 150 euros equivalent. I am adding $20 to your next payout to make up for that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 150 EUROS IS ROUGHLY 180 USD. AND ACCORDING TO THE PEOPLE SENDING ME COMMENTS AND EMAILS, YOU SEEM TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE VERY OFTEN -------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think we are some kind of scam/fraud - please go ahead and complain to whoever you feel like (federal department within the united states crime banking fraud division ???? - no such thing). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey buddy, i dont give a fuck if you live with santa in the north pole! YOUR websites are registered in the united states of america. Your doing business internationally.Their are federal banking laws within the u.s. that you fall under. To accept peoples personal data, ie: name address ss# bank account numbers..need i say more? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please simply let me know how you want the rest of the funds. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE REST OF THE FUNDS? YOU HAVE BALLS YOU DIRTY SCUMBAG. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regarding the "torn" check - take it up with Bank of America. Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you see how this scumbag operates? He thinks hes immune because he lives in the nederlands. In all my time promoting for this douchebag from arabsex.com, I emailed him maybe 3 times. And those emails were about custom links.( which he quickly responded - sometimes within 5 minutes!) Before this check incident, i emailed this crook to ask why i havent recieved payment thus far, he stated " oh we emailed you to see how you want the funds sent" . I NEVER RECIEVED THIS EMAIL. He was notified to send a check, he stated they rather not do checks, but he will entertain me and send one out, but for future reference, to set up an epassporte account because thats my only option to recieve funds. Then he states they can wire to a bank account, so i update and send my banking info for him to send by wire. Then i recieve a check, this fuckin check is hillarious. Some greasy fingered scumbag stuffing it in the envelope , check gets ripped, full of oil that smudged the ink on the check. I email him and tell him of the situation -Feb.21 2006 ( email # 5 out of a 5 month time span) He states, give me a day, ill cancel the check, send out a new one. so i wait...and wait...and wait...and wait....NO RESPONSE. I make a call to the processing company printed on the check Just for the hell of it( march 01,2006), the gentleman i spoke with says the check hasnt been cancelled, he also states that they are just a processing company and all they can do is email the person who drafted it. So i tell him this whole shit appears to be a scam, and that i might investigate this matter further and see where it leads, he quickly tells me he will cancel the check and will reissue me out another 1 the same day. So i ask myself, how does he have the authority to cancel and reissue a check if all they do is just process the checks?...I wait.... March 14 2006, i call them back, girl on the phone says " sorry sir, that check was cancelled and funds were credited back to the payers account. SEE HOW THEY FUCK PEOPLE? So i ask to speak to the head hahahahahaha in charge, I get a "stupidvisor" on the line. She says " sir, we just process payments, all we can do is send an email. I tell her to go fuck herself, and that i have the entire convo recorded, as well as the initial convo being recorded. Since they monitor /record calls for " training purposes, i do the same And i hang up. Then i get this email ( above) from the crook himself. 1. this guy in my opinion is a real douchebag and a shady person to affiliate with. Others may say" well he pays me "...sure, he pays people who he feels can fuck him back, but the little fish like me, he fucks over. Paying someone or sending an email is " too much time to spend on a person" that makes you money? The check he sent out, cancelled, ripped, full of pig grease constitutes as payment? shaved payouts are just an innocent mistakes? what do you think?