My buddy has the dream job, even better then porn, he works for pepsi, gets to go to beaches and events for free and give out pepsi and mountain dew basically, They even give him a 2002 pathfinder for the whole summer, Makes really good money too, He was in a jam and recruited a few of us to help him for this event called SnowJam, anyone ever heard of it? It was really fun though

pouring the stuff on kids or making them go up to girls and being like "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LICKS THE BALLS" and other stupid quotes...
Saw a TON of hot 16/17 year old girls today as well, soon as they turn 18, dayum watch out