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arin25 · 03-13-2006, 10:28 AM

This was posted on a website on march 8th. Sounds like the next episode mite not be that great.

Sopranos First 2 Episodes
HUGE SPOILER!!!

Don't read the following if you really want to be surprised. SERIOUSLY, I AM KIND OF PISSED AT MYSELF FOR READING THE FIRST PARAGRAPH. I stopped reading after that.

Episode one, Junior is worse. His dimentia has gotten out of hand. I don't know how they did this but Junior misplaces his teeth and it looks real! He's also VERY paranoid and thinks everyone is out to get him and his "buried money". Tony, his sister Barabra and Janice (who is a new Mom...she has a baby daughter with Baccala) discuss the assisted living possibility and tony insists that THEY alone take care of their uncle. In the end, Barbara has to leave early and Janice can't come over to Juniors house becasue of the baby, so Tony angrily leaves his boat (Stugots II) and goes to attend his ailing uncle. While fixing him some pasta, Tony yells uptairs for Juior to come down and eat. Junior comes down confused ( one of the scariest images of Junior with no teeth) and shoots Tony in the stomach. He then runs back upstairs, hides the gun and hides himself in the closet...terrified. Tony lays bleeding and trying to crawl to a phone. It's agonizing to see him bleeding to death and aunable to reach the phone. The 1st episode ends with Tony losing conciousness.

One of the subplots is quite interesting. I can't remembe rthe older guys name that was a RAT, the same time Big @#%$ was. But he goes to give the detectives some tapes and as he's about to spill the beans on a recent event, he keels over and dies. It's funny becasue no knoe knows he was a snitch for so long and all the guys at the funeral mention what a standup guy he was. Yeah right.

Another major subplot is Eugene. I don't know if you recall this guy. He was made the same time Chris was. Tall, skinny. He worked under Ralph and then subsequently worked under Vito (Vito has lost a lot of weight and even makes a remark to Janice about killing yourself because of being a closeted homo). Anyway, the entire episode Eugene is trying to "get out of the businiess". Apparently his aunt dies and left him over 2 million dollars and he and his family want to start over in Florida. It appears Eugene is trying to go the respectful route and ask Tony straight up if this can happen. Tony keeps blowing him off despite Euguene splurging on gifts for Tony and the family. Eugen'e wife adds alot of pressure at home and it seems poor Eugene is in a dilemna. Until we see him get into a car with the detectives. He's been a rat for quite sometime. They also douse his dreams of moving to Florida becasue they need him to stay as close to Tony to get info. With no end in sight and Tony ultimately denying Eugene (thru silvio)...Eugene goes to his basement and hangs himself. Pretty graphic and realistic. They made it look like he wanted to die but as soon as he jumped he tried to pull himself up but couldn't. Pissing all over himself, he's now dead.

Epidode 2

Dream sequence because Tony is in a coma. I didn't really like this one but it was VERY emotional. When he's not dreaming they show Carmela and the family going thru hard times; sticking by him at the hospital, talking to him to keep his brain stimulated. Very emotional Carmela scene.

03-13-2006, 10:28 AM
arin25 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56	This was posted on a website on march 8th. Sounds like the next episode mite not be that great. Sopranos First 2 Episodes HUGE SPOILER!!! Don't read the following if you really want to be surprised. SERIOUSLY, I AM KIND OF PISSED AT MYSELF FOR READING THE FIRST PARAGRAPH. I stopped reading after that. Episode one, Junior is worse. His dimentia has gotten out of hand. I don't know how they did this but Junior misplaces his teeth and it looks real! He's also VERY paranoid and thinks everyone is out to get him and his "buried money". Tony, his sister Barabra and Janice (who is a new Mom...she has a baby daughter with Baccala) discuss the assisted living possibility and tony insists that THEY alone take care of their uncle. In the end, Barbara has to leave early and Janice can't come over to Juniors house becasue of the baby, so Tony angrily leaves his boat (Stugots II) and goes to attend his ailing uncle. While fixing him some pasta, Tony yells uptairs for Juior to come down and eat. Junior comes down confused ( one of the scariest images of Junior with no teeth) and shoots Tony in the stomach. He then runs back upstairs, hides the gun and hides himself in the closet...terrified. Tony lays bleeding and trying to crawl to a phone. It's agonizing to see him bleeding to death and aunable to reach the phone. The 1st episode ends with Tony losing conciousness. One of the subplots is quite interesting. I can't remembe rthe older guys name that was a RAT, the same time Big @#%$ was. But he goes to give the detectives some tapes and as he's about to spill the beans on a recent event, he keels over and dies. It's funny becasue no knoe knows he was a snitch for so long and all the guys at the funeral mention what a standup guy he was. Yeah right. Another major subplot is Eugene. I don't know if you recall this guy. He was made the same time Chris was. Tall, skinny. He worked under Ralph and then subsequently worked under Vito (Vito has lost a lot of weight and even makes a remark to Janice about killing yourself because of being a closeted homo). Anyway, the entire episode Eugene is trying to "get out of the businiess". Apparently his aunt dies and left him over 2 million dollars and he and his family want to start over in Florida. It appears Eugene is trying to go the respectful route and ask Tony straight up if this can happen. Tony keeps blowing him off despite Euguene splurging on gifts for Tony and the family. Eugen'e wife adds alot of pressure at home and it seems poor Eugene is in a dilemna. Until we see him get into a car with the detectives. He's been a rat for quite sometime. They also douse his dreams of moving to Florida becasue they need him to stay as close to Tony to get info. With no end in sight and Tony ultimately denying Eugene (thru silvio)...Eugene goes to his basement and hangs himself. Pretty graphic and realistic. They made it look like he wanted to die but as soon as he jumped he tried to pull himself up but couldn't. Pissing all over himself, he's now dead. Epidode 2 Dream sequence because Tony is in a coma. I didn't really like this one but it was VERY emotional. When he's not dreaming they show Carmela and the family going thru hard times; sticking by him at the hospital, talking to him to keep his brain stimulated. Very emotional Carmela scene.